anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
(via danielsaysrawr)
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
(via welcometomybosom)
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
(via disappearingponds)
I literally just started spray painting yesterday (6-18-13) and I couldnt be more happy with the results. Thank you to Joshua Moonshine for inspiring me :)
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
(via hungry--hungry--hipsters)
